scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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