I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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