did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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