sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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