If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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