Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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