question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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