he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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