As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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