Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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