Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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