Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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