His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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