Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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