i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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