I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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