This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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