I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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