ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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