HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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