I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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