I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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