everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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