and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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