We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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