So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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