Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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