dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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