Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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