Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
