Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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