let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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