Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I could fuck to npr.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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