I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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