i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
my penis made a compromise with my morals
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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