Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Randomize