What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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