The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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