i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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