we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I need to calm my uterus...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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