well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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