He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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