Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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