i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
