U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
