mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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