I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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