Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
