He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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