nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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