do herpes really smell.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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