fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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