there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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