Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You work out of a Hotel?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
