You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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