It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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