i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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